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I was 8. Once an elderly couple was trying to have children. So I said the joke: "Why don't old people have babies? Because they'd forget where they left them."

I was 8. Once an elderly couple was trying to have children. So I said the joke:
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fuck shit piss motherfucker buttshit

fuck shit piss motherfucker buttshit Confession kid
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When I was a kid... I thought dildo meant dumbo. Called my mom a dildo.

When I was a kid... I thought dildo meant dumbo. Called my mom a dildo. Confession kid
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When I was a kid, i thought thursday was spelt thuresday i found out when i was 18 that it isn't

When I was a kid, i thought thursday was spelt thuresday i found out when i was 18 that it isn't Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I masturbated with back massagers and miniature boogieboards because "it tickled"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I masturbated with back massagers and miniature boogieboards because
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WHEN I WAS A KID... i drew swastikas on my homework because i thought they looked cool

WHEN I WAS A KID... i drew swastikas on my homework because i thought they looked cool Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... i used a handsaw to carve grooves on the toilet seat so people wouldnt slide off

WHEN I WAS A KID... i used a handsaw to carve grooves on the toilet seat so people wouldnt slide off Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought double jump was actually possible

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought double jump was actually possible Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a bite of my own poo because I thought it was chocolate

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a bite of my own poo because I thought it was chocolate Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID, I SAW MY FIRST BLACK PERSON AT AGE 4 I WENT UP TO HIM AND LICKED HIM THINKING HE WAS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EVERYDAY.

WHEN I WAS A KID, I SAW MY FIRST BLACK PERSON AT AGE 4 I WENT UP TO HIM AND LICKED HIM THINKING HE WAS CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EVERYDAY. Confession kid
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