Confession kid

Teacher said Japanese people drive on the other side of the road Asked my dad why there were white people in the other lane

Teacher said Japanese people drive on the other side of the road Asked my dad why there were white people in the other lane  Confession kid

I thought "prostitution" meant "friendship" So I ran and hugged my sister while screaming "Prostiution" at the top of my lungs

I thought

When i was a kid i thought the small intestines on picture charts of the human body was poop

When i was a kid i thought the small intestines on picture charts of the human body was poop  Confession kid

Met a Jew for the first time after learning about Hitler and WW2 Asked if she knew anyone who died in the Holocaust

Met a Jew for the first time after learning about Hitler and WW2  Asked if she knew anyone who died in the Holocaust  Confession kid

I used to push my penis into itself So I could have a vagina

I used to push my penis into itself So I could have a vagina  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I knew girls didn't have penises, but I thought everyone had balls and that they served as bladders

When I was a kid... I knew girls didn't have penises, but I thought everyone had balls and that they served as bladders  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID. I would sneak into my aunts room and play with her benwa balls cus I thought they were marbles.

WHEN I WAS A KID. I would sneak into my aunts room and play with her benwa balls cus I thought they were marbles.  Confession kid

Thought the radio was full of tiny musicians

Thought the radio was full of tiny musicians  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit under a coat rack at Macy's for no apparent reason

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit under a coat rack at Macy's for no apparent reason  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I found a frog and stuck it on a helium balloon then let it go

WHEN I WAS A KID... I found a frog and stuck it on a helium balloon then let it go  Confession kid
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