Confession kid

I thought "Not of this world" was about aliens Until i went into one of their shops

I thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would hide under the table at other people's birthdays and swipe frosting off the cake

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would hide under the table at other people's birthdays and swipe frosting off the cake  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I knew girls didn't have penises, but I thought everyone had balls and that they served as bladders

When I was a kid... I knew girls didn't have penises, but I thought everyone had balls and that they served as bladders  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID. I would sneak into my aunts room and play with her benwa balls cus I thought they were marbles.

WHEN I WAS A KID. I would sneak into my aunts room and play with her benwa balls cus I thought they were marbles.  Confession kid

Thought the radio was full of tiny musicians

Thought the radio was full of tiny musicians  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit under a coat rack at Macy's for no apparent reason

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit under a coat rack at Macy's for no apparent reason  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I found a frog and stuck it on a helium balloon then let it go

WHEN I WAS A KID... I found a frog and stuck it on a helium balloon then let it go  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Hall and Oates was "Haulin' Oats"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Hall and Oates was

As a kid... I shit myself in front of my friends while we were making a video

As a kid... I shit myself in front of my friends while we were making a video  Confession kid

Teacher said Japanese people drive on the other side of the road Asked my dad why there were white people in the other lane

Teacher said Japanese people drive on the other side of the road Asked my dad why there were white people in the other lane  Confession kid
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