Confession kid

Got beat up for wearing clothes with only two stripes Cried to get brand name next shopping trip

Got beat up for wearing clothes with only two stripes Cried to get brand name next shopping trip  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID...I got really sick and doctors thought it might have been food poisoning but didn't know for sure what was wrong with me turns out it was avian born and it was from eating mulberries from the tree without washing them.

WHEN I WAS A KID...I got really sick and doctors thought it might have been food poisoning but didn't know for sure what was wrong with me turns out it was avian born and it was from eating mulberries from the tree without washing them.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used the term "fox pass." I was 16.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used the term

The first time I saw a black person, I asked my cousin why the little chocolate girl had snakes in her hair

The first time I saw a black person, I asked my cousin why the little chocolate girl had snakes in her hair  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "PED XING" meant crosswalk in chinese.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

as a kid I wanted to be a pink bunny rabbit. because they said I could be anything.

as a kid I wanted to be a  pink bunny rabbit. because they said I could be anything.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... And barely knew anything about sex, I couldn't figure out why the guy would move his penis in and out. Just leave it in there. It's more efficient.

When I was a kid... And barely knew anything about sex, I couldn't figure out why the guy would move his penis in and out.  Just leave it in there.  It's more efficient.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP MOM TOLD ME TO ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM WHEN SLEEPING WITH GIRLS I TOLD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THAT I WOULD WEAR A CONDOM EVEN IF I WAS IN BED WITH MY MOTHER

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP MOM TOLD ME TO ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM WHEN SLEEPING WITH GIRLS I TOLD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL THAT I WOULD WEAR A CONDOM EVEN IF I WAS IN BED WITH MY MOTHER  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked my dad when i would grow my third ball because in austin powers Dr. evil counted to three

WHEN I WAS A KID... I asked my dad when i would grow my third ball because in austin powers  Dr. evil counted to three  Confession kid

when i was a kid i didn't know a "hard" drink contained alcohol I would go around saying i wanted a mike's hard lemonade

when i was a kid i didn't know a
Like us for More!