Confession kid

Until middle school I thought Houston was a person

Until middle school I thought Houston was a person  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought if you tanned long enough, you'd turn black

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought if you tanned long enough, you'd turn black  Confession kid

I called my babysitter a whore I didn't know what it meant, but I heard the laughtrack after it was mentioned on Married with Children and assumed she would laugh

I called my babysitter a whore I didn't know what it meant, but I heard the laughtrack after it was mentioned on Married with Children and assumed she would laugh  Confession kid

a farmhand told me that "booty" means "chocolate milk" in spanish 5 minutes later i asked my step-sister for some booty

a farmhand told me that

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was made out of kleenex because skin was also called "tissue."

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was made out of kleenex because skin was also called

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought cursive was a secret code only teachers and parents knew.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought cursive was a secret code only teachers and parents knew.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I couldn't wait to grow up. What was I thinking?

WHEN I WAS A KID... I couldn't wait to grow up.  What was I thinking?  Confession kid

I used to think that if I was strong enough I could lift my legs up off the ground, levitate and move around

I used to think that if I was strong enough I could lift my legs up off the ground, levitate and move around  Confession kid

When i was little my parents told me they are going to visit the notary public and I thought they were going to a country called "Nota Republic"

When i was little my parents told me they are going to visit the notary public and I thought they were going to a country called

When I was a kid, i was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in my life I'm still under that impression

When I was a kid, i was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in my life I'm still under that impression   Confession kid
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