Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THAT ANIMALS PEED OUT OF THEIR TAILS

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THAT ANIMALS PEED OUT OF THEIR TAILS  Confession kid

my first bonnaroo someone asked me if i'd seen molly i asked what she looked like

my first bonnaroo someone asked me if i'd seen molly i asked what she looked like  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Olive Garden was high-class Italian dining.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Olive Garden was high-class Italian dining.   Confession kid

i used to think other countries were in the sky because planes had to fly there to get to them

i used to think other countries were in the sky because planes had to fly there to get to them   Confession kid

I learned my friend's mom grew up in Africa So I asked her if she used to always walk around topless.... In front of my whole class

I learned my friend's mom grew up in Africa So I asked her if she used to always walk around topless.... In front of my whole class  Confession kid

I thought when an actor died in a movie They died in real life too

I thought when an actor died in a movie They died in real life too  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I let a spider bite me in hopes of becoming spiderman.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I let a spider bite me in hopes of becoming spiderman.
  Confession kid

when I was a kid, my brother shut off the sega saturn we were playing . he said it was overheating so i poured water in it. that's the last time it ever turned on

when I was a kid, my brother shut off the sega saturn we were playing . he said it was overheating so i poured water in it. that's the last time it ever turned on  Confession kid

I used to think your love Handle was your penis

I used to think your love Handle was your penis  Confession kid

while at a diner, an old lady said I was cute I stabbed her in the hand with a fork while singing the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

while at a diner, an old lady said I was cute I stabbed her in the hand with a fork while singing the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song  Confession kid
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