Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "Whataburger" was called "Waterburger" and I didn't understand why people wanted to eat burgers made out of water

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

When I was 6, I went to my great grandmother's funeral. One of my relatives was crying but I thought she was laughing, so I started to laugh.

When I was 6, I went to my great grandmother's funeral. One of my relatives was crying but I thought she was laughing, so I started to laugh.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT MY PARENTS "personal massager" was just a massager And I used it to masturbate

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT MY PARENTS

When I was a kid I thought trees made wind

When I was a kid I thought trees made wind  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought condos were called condoms

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought condos were called condoms  Confession kid

I thought a "redditor" was an intelligent person employed by reddit to "edit" the posts and make this an intellectual and informational site, not a bunch of you assholes who downvote all my shit

I thought a

WHEN I WAS A KID... My friend in class read the word organism as orgasm

WHEN I WAS A KID... My friend in class read the word organism as orgasm  Confession kid

I thought pimp was another word for cool. So I told my mom I was just hanging out with my pimp friend.

I thought pimp was another word for cool. So I told my mom I was just hanging out with my pimp friend.  Confession kid

As a kid that loved watermelon, I was very careful not to swallow any seeds For fear that a huge watermelon would grow inside of me

As a kid that loved watermelon, I was very careful not to swallow any seeds For fear that a huge watermelon would grow inside of me  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought I was going to be an uncle if the child was a boy and an aunt if it was a girl

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought I was going to be an uncle if the child was a boy and an aunt if it was a girl  Confession kid
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