Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would whip out my tiny penis and strum it as if i were playing guitar

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would whip out my tiny penis and strum it as if i were playing guitar  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the actors playing knights at medieval times and the renaissance fair actually fought to the death.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the actors playing knights at medieval times and the renaissance fair actually fought to the death.  Confession kid

I thought the term "drug abuse" was literally punching pills.

I thought the term

When I was a kid, I had two imaginary friends I believed that they lived in my stomach, and I would communicate with them by talking into my bellybutton

When I was a kid, I had two imaginary friends I believed that they lived in my stomach, and I would communicate with them by talking into my bellybutton  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID. I thought you could buy elbow grease at the store.

WHEN I WAS A KID. I thought you could buy elbow grease at the store.  Confession kid

I found a shiny Marill And deleated my game because I thought it was a glitch

I found a shiny Marill And deleated my game because I thought it was a glitch  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought the song Escape by Rupert Holmes said "if you like beans and pinatas" I thought the adults were laughing because a child was singing that song

When I was a kid I thought the song Escape by Rupert Holmes said

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that "Whistleblowers will be protected" signs meant that people were allowed to whistle while they work

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that

When I was a kid, I thought The head under my foreskin was a brain

When I was a kid, I thought  The head under my foreskin was a brain  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the world used to be in black and white because all the pictures were in black and white. When I was 8 I asked my mom when the world turned to color.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the world used to be in black and white because all the pictures were in black and white. When I was 8 I asked my mom when the world turned to color.   Confession kid
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