Confession kid

When my mom said my dad was getting "eaten alive" by mosquitoes I bawled because I thought he'd really been eaten and was dead.

When my mom said my dad was getting

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the price of gas was for a whole tank of gas and never understood the big deal

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the price of gas was for a whole tank of gas and never understood the big deal  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought IT was called a china...

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought IT was called a china...  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that black people had white palms because they were diseased, so i refused to shake their hands or touch them at all

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that black people had white palms because they were diseased, so i refused to shake their hands or touch them at all  Confession kid

Until I was 10, I thought boys and girls... had a penis

Until I was 10, I thought boys and girls... had a penis  Confession kid

my cat pooped on the floor i ate it

my cat pooped on the floor i ate it  Confession kid

when i was a kid... i thought sex was laying down and making out

when i was a kid... i thought sex was laying down and making out  Confession kid

I felt so grown up that day in church when my mom let me go to the bathroom alone She chased me down and caught me just as I was about to open the door to the confessional

I felt so grown up that day in church when my mom let me go to the bathroom alone She chased me down and caught me just as I was about to open the door to the confessional  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I saw commercials for pads and tampons and thought all women walk around peeing their pants.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I saw commercials for pads and tampons and thought all women walk around peeing their pants.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the mile high club was an actual club you could be a card carrying member of

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the mile high club was an actual club you could be a card carrying member of  Confession kid
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