Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought babies came out of women's buttholes

When I was a kid... I thought babies came out of women's buttholes  Confession kid

When I was little, i thought one of mom's boobs was for milk and the other one was for juice

When I was little, i thought one of mom's boobs was for milk and the other one was for juice  Confession kid

Saw first black person ever asked if the black washed off

Saw first black person ever asked if the black washed off  Confession kid

I used to think 'brownie points' were exchangeable for chocolate brownies

I used to think 'brownie points' were exchangeable for chocolate brownies  Confession kid

At Sunday Mass I thought the priest said Jesus was crucified and they punched his privates. I couldn't help but giggle every time.

At Sunday Mass I thought the priest said Jesus was crucified and they punched his privates. 
I couldn't help but giggle every time.  Confession kid

As a kid I believed Italians only ate Italian food, French only ate French Food, etc. and only americans could eat anything they wanted because of the melting pot

As a kid I believed Italians only ate Italian food, French only ate French Food, etc. and only americans could eat anything they wanted because of the melting pot  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought heart plaque and teeth plaque were the same things So I would brush my teeth constantly hoping to not have a heart attack.

When I was a kid I thought heart plaque and teeth plaque were the same things So I would brush my teeth constantly hoping to not have a heart attack.   Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought smoking weed was actually smoking yard weeds So one day i walked into the house smoking dandelions rolled up in paper and yelled "HEY MOM IM SMOKING WEEDS!"

When I was a kid I thought smoking weed was actually smoking yard weeds So one day i walked into the house smoking dandelions rolled up in paper and yelled

DAE CHILDHOOD IGNORANCE???

DAE CHILDHOOD IGNORANCE???  Confession kid

Played chicken on the monkey bars Ended up with a bruise on my vagina

Played chicken on the monkey bars Ended up with a bruise on my vagina  Confession kid
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