Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... My Dad convinced me that if I played with my belly button my bum would fall off

WHEN I WAS A KID... My Dad convinced me that if I played with my belly button my bum would fall off  Confession kid

Thought "slut" was a synonym for "klutz." Tripped and fell in front of my mom and a neighbor. Shouted "Super slut!"

Thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... I literally thought I could fly

WHEN I WAS A KID... I literally thought I could fly  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought cruise control drove the car

When I was a kid I thought cruise control drove the car   Confession kid

When I was a kid I planted my grandmother's pills because i thought they were seeds

When I was a kid I planted my grandmother's pills because i thought they were seeds  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought the no smoking sigh was a man sitting on a bench.

WHEN I WAS A KID  I thought the no smoking sigh was a man sitting on a bench.  Confession kid

When I was young, I used to think food stamps were stamps with pictures of food on them

When I was young, I used to think food stamps were stamps with pictures of food on them  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I didn't understand the difference between regular fires and grease fires. At summer camp, a counselor used a tub of water to douse a bonfire. I ran off into the woods crying and later accused him of trying to kill me.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I didn't understand the difference between regular fires and grease fires. At summer camp, a counselor used a tub of water to douse a bonfire. I ran off into the woods crying and later accused him of trying to kill me.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought babies came out of women's buttholes

When I was a kid... I thought babies came out of women's buttholes  Confession kid

When I was little, i thought one of mom's boobs was for milk and the other one was for juice

When I was little, i thought one of mom's boobs was for milk and the other one was for juice  Confession kid
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