Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to like to cross my legs really tightly because it tickled my privates. I later learned that is a form of masturbation.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to like to cross my legs really tightly because it tickled my privates. I later learned that is a form of  masturbation.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "Autistic" and "Artistic" meant the same thing. I didn't understand why everyone made a big deal about a boy who could paint throwing his sister out of a window.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THE BIGGER MY BALLS WERE THE MORE I NEEDED TO PEE

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THE BIGGER MY BALLS WERE THE MORE I NEEDED TO PEE  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when there was a dream on a tv show, it was someone's real dream

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought when there was a dream on a tv show, it was someone's real dream  Confession kid

Dad, what's a red light district? Are there no green or yellow lights there? How do cars move there?

Dad, what's a red light district? Are there no green or yellow lights there? How do cars move there?  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I told my older brother to make sure he picked up his "We Card" on his 21st birthday so he could buy alcohol.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I told my older brother to make sure he picked up his

In the middle of taking a vocabulary quiz in third grade I went to the back of the classroom to get a dictionary to make sure I spelled a word right in my definition.

In the middle of taking a vocabulary quiz in third grade I went to the back of the classroom to get a dictionary to make sure I spelled a word right in my definition.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought that by putting my hand in the VCR I would then see my hand on the tv screen.

When I was a kid... I thought that by putting my hand in the VCR I would then see my hand on the tv screen.  Confession kid

THOUght it was logical wasn't logical, Give me karma.

THOUght it was logical wasn't logical,
Give me karma.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought my mom could only take shits because she always sat down when she went to the bathroom

When I was a kid... I thought my mom could only take shits because she always sat down when she went to the bathroom  Confession kid
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