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When I was a kid, my dad used to take awful shits, flush, then yell to me that there was a $5 bill waiting for me in the bathroom There never was a $5 bill, I always fell for it and he'd lock me in there until I couldn't breathe.

When I was a kid, my dad used to take awful shits, flush, then yell to me that there was a $5 bill waiting for me in the bathroom There never was a $5 bill, I always fell for it and he'd lock me in there until I couldn't breathe. Confession kid
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When i was a kid, I noticed my mom had some light hair on her upper lip I asked her if she was growing a mustache

When i was a kid, I noticed my mom had some light hair on her upper lip I asked her if she was growing a mustache Confession kid
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I thought /r/Trees was about trees

I thought /r/Trees was about trees Confession kid
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Visited my Half sister who lived on a farm and owned chickens. How big is your cock?

Visited my Half sister who lived on a farm and owned chickens. How big is your cock? Confession kid
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When I was a kid, I would touch my lady parts because it felt good but i thought there was something wrong with me the whole time and every birthday i would wish for my "feeling" to go away

When I was a kid, I would touch my lady parts because it felt good but i thought there was something wrong with me the whole time and every birthday i would wish for my
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls didnt have butt holes.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls didnt have butt holes. Confession kid
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When I was a kid I made fun of my dad for rarely eating and being "frail" I later found out that he was trying to save as much food as possible for my brother and I because money was tight

When I was a kid I made fun of my dad for rarely eating and being
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the emergency flashers in my parents cars were self destruct buttons

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the emergency flashers in my parents cars were self destruct buttons Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I found my mom's diaphragm in the shower & thought it was a weird tiny bowl. I would fill it with water & splash myself in the face or wear it as a tiny hat.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I found my mom's diaphragm in the shower & thought it was a weird tiny bowl. I would fill it with water & splash myself in the face or wear it as a tiny hat. Confession kid
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I thought life in the 1930s was in black and white Because people were so poor back then they couldn't afford color because all their movies were in black and white

I thought life in the 1930s was in black and white Because people were so poor back then they couldn't afford color because all their movies were in black and white Confession kid
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