Confession kid

I once asked everybody at a big family gathering if it was a butler's job to wipe your bottom

I once asked everybody at a big family gathering if it was a butler's job to wipe your bottom  Confession kid

When I was a kid The phantom menace was my favorite star wars movie

When I was a kid The phantom menace was my favorite star wars movie  Confession kid

I used to think waiters said "super salad" after I said what I wanted to eat I would say yes and not know why i would get weird looks

I used to think waiters said

The first time I heard Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" I thought he sang "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

The first time I heard Elton John's

When I was a kid and showed my parents stuff I thought they actually cared

When I was a kid and showed my parents stuff  I thought they actually cared  Confession kid

The bathroom at the doctor's office was out of toilet paper. With my pants around my ankles, I opened the door, and yelled "TOILET PAPER!!!"

The bathroom at the doctor's office was out of toilet paper. With my pants around my ankles, I opened the door, and yelled

WHEN I WAS A KID... I'd let my dog hump me because I thought he was playing

WHEN I WAS A KID... I'd let my dog hump me because I thought he was playing  Confession kid

When I was a kid i wanted to grow up

When I was a kid i wanted to grow up  Confession kid

when I was a kid I thought that harry was going to end up with hermione

when I was a kid I thought that harry was going to end up with hermione   Confession kid

I used to believe that professional wrestling was real

I used to believe that professional wrestling was real  Confession kid
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