Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought my mom had slingshots in her dresser. they were her thongs.

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought my mom had slingshots in her dresser. they were her thongs.  Confession kid

Mixed up the meaning of 'guilty' with 'innocent' in 4th grade Started chanting "I'm Guilty" so confidently, my friends joined me

Mixed up the meaning of 'guilty' with 'innocent' in 4th grade Started chanting

I tried to convince my parents that we needed to hurry down to a fire sale because I thought that liquidating their assets meant melting down all their sale items

I tried to convince my parents that we needed to hurry down to a fire sale because I thought that liquidating their assets meant melting down all their sale items  Confession kid

SAW MY FIRST BLACK PERSON WHEN I WAS 5 IN A GROCERY STORE LINE. I LOUDLY ASKED MY MOM "WHY IS THAT MAN BLACK!?" IT WAS ACTUALLY A BLACK WOMAN.

SAW MY FIRST BLACK PERSON WHEN I WAS 5 IN A GROCERY STORE LINE. I LOUDLY ASKED MY MOM

WHEN I WAS A KID... my parents told me if i reply to emails that specifically told me to not, then refresh the page 5000 times they would reply and give me money

WHEN I WAS A KID... my parents told me if i reply to emails that specifically told me to not, then refresh the page 5000 times they would reply and give me money  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, i used to love drinking out of the garden hose because it tasted better than tap water i now know it tasted better due to most being contaminated with lead, industrial chemicals, hazardous plastics and other shit.

WHEN I WAS A KID, i used to love drinking out of the garden hose because it tasted better than tap water i now know it tasted better due to most being contaminated with lead, industrial chemicals, hazardous plastics and other shit.  Confession kid

Saw a woman missing half an arm "what happened?"

Saw a woman missing half an arm

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "oral sex" meant saying the actual word "sex" out loud.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

I thought opposable thumb was pronounced disposable thumb

I thought opposable thumb  was pronounced disposable thumb  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought a "handful" was however much of something you could fit into your hand not one thing for each finger

When I was a kid I thought a
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