Confession kid

Mom told me "VD" was something you caught from making love to the wrong person. I was afraid there was only one safe partner for me in the whole world, and I might get it wrong.

Mom told me

When i first discovered fapping I remembered learning girls were born with all the eggs they ever had, and I assumed the same about boys, so I told all my friends and we all stopped, fearing we would be shooting blanks if we kept going

When i first discovered fapping I remembered learning girls were born with all the eggs they ever had, and I assumed the same about boys, so I told all my friends and we all stopped, fearing we would be shooting blanks if we kept going  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought light sabers were called life savers

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought light sabers were called life savers  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I forgot to knock on the bathroom door and walked in to see my grandma taking a dumb

WHEN I WAS A KID... I forgot to knock on the bathroom door and walked in to see my grandma taking a dumb    Confession kid

I thought "hot and bothered" meant uncomfortable I said i was hot and bothered during a disturbing scene in the hills have eyes to my friends mother

I thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the phone lines were physically connected. I would call kids in my class that bullied me and would push pins and sewing needles into the mouth piece of the phone.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the phone lines were physically connected. I would call kids in my class that bullied me and would push pins and sewing needles into the mouth piece of the phone.   Confession kid

i tried to make tacos by putting my hand on my face

i tried to make tacos by putting my hand on my face  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the rumble strip on the side of the freeway was so blind people could drive safely.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the rumble strip on the side of the freeway was so blind people could drive safely.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to shit my diapers and make mom change them

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to shit my diapers and make mom change them  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my parents lived in black and white because none of their movies had color.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my parents lived in black and white because none of their movies had color.  Confession kid
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