Confession kid

When I was a kid... I took such a big shit that it really hurt So I started crying to my mum in the other room and asked her to pull it out.

When I was a kid... I took such a big shit that it really hurt So I started crying to my mum in the other room and asked her to pull it out.  Confession kid

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 el-emeno-p  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that during sex, the penis went into the vagina like a hot dog into a bun.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that during sex, the penis went into the vagina like a hot dog into a bun.  Confession kid

When i was a kid, I would stick my penis in shampoo bottles blowing myself and tell my mom how good it felt.

When i was a kid, I would stick my penis in shampoo bottles  blowing myself and tell my mom how good it felt.  Confession kid

My Mom was joking with me and said, "I'll knock you down". So I said, "I'll knock you up!"

My Mom was joking with me and said,

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I thought colorblind people only saw things in black and white

When I was a kid, I thought colorblind people only saw things in black and white  Confession kid

When I was a kid, my pre-school teacher told us to memorize the number 911 So everyday i called the number and told them i was practicing for school

When I was a kid, my pre-school teacher told us to memorize the number 911 So everyday i called the number and told them i was practicing for school  Confession kid

When I was younger I wasn't nearly as stupid as the rest of the people who use this meme

When I was younger I wasn't nearly as stupid as the rest of the people who use this meme  Confession kid

When i was a kid i thought a boner was when your dick filled with pee

When i was a kid i thought a boner was when your dick filled with pee   Confession kid
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