Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought sex was when a man and a woman peed inside each other

When I was a kid I thought sex was when a man and a woman peed inside each other  Confession kid

There was so much blood in the bathroom after my sister used it I called 911 and told them she had been stabbed

There was so much blood in the bathroom after my sister used it I called 911 and told them she had been stabbed  Confession kid

When i was a kid... I thought that drinking and driving meant that any beverage was against the law. I was always terrified my dad was going to get arrested cause he drank Mountain Dew while driving

When i was a kid... I thought that drinking and driving meant that any beverage was against the law. I was always terrified my dad was going to get arrested cause he drank Mountain Dew while driving  Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought it was impossible to have a baby unless people were married

When I was a kid I thought it was impossible to have a baby unless people were married  Confession kid

I used to think that if you drank water while peeing you could pee forever

I used to think that if you drank water while peeing you could pee forever  Confession kid

As a kid I thought everyone needed to marry a Jew even non-Jews

As a kid I thought everyone needed to marry a Jew even non-Jews  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER... I used to think the 5 tenets were actually the 5 tenants, and that they were people

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER... I used to think the 5 tenets were actually the 5 tenants, and that they were people    Confession kid

When i was 7, i got a piggyback in the pool on my friend's mum's back when i got a boner she quickly dropped me off and i nearly drowned

When i was 7, i got a piggyback in the pool on my friend's mum's back
 when i got a boner she quickly dropped me off and i nearly drowned  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I managed to seriously injure my dad with a capri sun

WHEN I WAS A KID... I managed to seriously injure my dad with a capri sun   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought alzheimer's disease was pronounced oldtimers disease

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought alzheimer's disease was pronounced oldtimers disease   Confession kid
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