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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought you were supposed to masturbate just with two fingers, I started using my whole hand years later

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought you were supposed to masturbate just with two fingers, I started using my whole hand years later Confession kid
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When I was a kid, whenever i ate watermelon i thought a swallowed seed would grow in my stomach

When I was a kid, whenever i ate watermelon i thought a swallowed seed would grow in my stomach Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I wrote a cussing song to sing under my breath... "shit damn turnaround gonna kick your dick with a big ol'e stick"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I wrote a cussing song to sing under my breath...
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I pissed my pants rather than give myself up during hide n' go seek.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I pissed my pants rather than give myself up during hide n' go seek. Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought only the left testicle produced sperm because of the phrase, "I'd give my left nut for that"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought only the left testicle produced sperm because of the phrase,
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought ladies wore bras so their boobs won't fall off

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought ladies wore bras so their boobs won't fall off Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the song John Deere Green was about a French color pronounced "Jean-Dia." I would tell people I knew some French, and promptly say, John Deere. My Dad still talks about this.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the song John Deere Green was about a French color pronounced
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to think that my mom was brown, because she drank coffee

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to think that my mom was brown, because she drank coffee Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID I thought that food digested instantly My parents played along, and let me eat dinner on the toilet just so that I would eat my vegetables

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought that food digested instantly My parents played along, and let me eat dinner on the toilet just so that I would eat my vegetables Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Georgetown University was an all black school based on the basketball team

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought Georgetown University was an all black school based on the basketball team Confession kid
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