Confession kid

I use to give myself blowjobs by blowing on my dick

I use to give myself blowjobs by blowing on my dick  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I walked in on a police officer peeing in a single/unisex bathroom. Instead of immediately leaving, I walked to the toilet and looked in the bowl while he stood there and watched.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I walked in on a police officer peeing in a single/unisex bathroom. Instead of immediately leaving, I walked to the toilet and looked in the bowl while he stood there and watched.  Confession kid

After watching Matilda I thought I had magical powers But my parents weren't mean enough to make them work

After watching Matilda I thought I had magical powers But my parents weren't mean enough to make them work  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I saw a bull trying to have sex with a cow. I thought that the one on top was injured and the one on the bottom was helping it walk.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I saw a bull trying to have sex with a cow. I thought that the one on top was injured and the one on the bottom was helping it walk.   Confession kid

My aunts convinced me that girls actually had a disease named cooties I avoided them for years because I didn't want to get sick

My aunts convinced me that girls actually had a disease named cooties I avoided them for  years because I didn't want to get sick  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was pregnant or had a watermelon growing inside my stomach for like 2 years

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I was pregnant or had a watermelon growing inside my stomach for like 2 years  Confession kid

I used to think a pedofile was a file for toe nails

I used to think a pedofile was a file for toe nails  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "sugar free" on drinks meant the sugar was free

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

When I was 8 years old, I found my mom's vibrator and used it.

When I was 8 years old, I found my mom's vibrator and used it.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I got my first erection in the store and yelled, "mom, my penis won't go down"

WHEN I WAS A KID... I got my first erection in the store and yelled,
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