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CARLOU Confession kid
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Was in the bathroom taking a crap Started singing "old McDonald had a farm" loudly and everyone could hear it

Was in the bathroom taking a crap Started singing
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the sign "Condiments upon request" at the local Hardee's meant that they would give you condoms if you asked for them.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the sign
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WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME THE MILE HIGH CLUB IS "WHERE PEOPLE GO TO HAVE SEX IN AIRPLANES" I THOUGHT SHE MEANT PEOPLE PAID TO BE IN A CLUB THAT OWNED AN AIRPLANE MADE TO HAVE SEX IN

WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME THE MILE HIGH CLUB IS
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Saw a black man walking down the path yelled to my mum asking why that man was covered in chocolate.

Saw a black man walking down the path yelled to my mum asking why that man was covered in chocolate. Confession kid
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When I was a kid... I didn't want to go trick or treating because my mom told me Satanist abducted people and sacrificed them to the devil on Halloween

When I was a kid... I didn't want to go trick or treating because my mom told me Satanist abducted people and sacrificed them to the devil on Halloween Confession kid
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When I was A kid.... Before I learned about Child molesters I asked my Female teacher to come inside the bathroom with me because i had a brand new glow in the dark watch and the only place dark enough to show it off

When I was A kid.... Before I learned about Child molesters I asked my Female teacher to come inside the bathroom with me because i had a brand new glow in the dark watch and the only place dark enough to show it off Confession kid
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WHEN MY PARENTS WEREN'T HOME AND SOMEONE CALLED AND ASKED TO LEAVE A MESSAGE I JUST HUNG UP BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD REDIAL AND LEAVE AN ACTUAL VOICEMAIL MESSAGE

WHEN MY PARENTS WEREN'T HOME AND SOMEONE CALLED AND ASKED TO LEAVE A MESSAGE I JUST HUNG UP BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD REDIAL AND LEAVE AN ACTUAL VOICEMAIL MESSAGE Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought if I smelled up all my farts, nobody else would smell them

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought if I smelled up all my farts, nobody else would smell them Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the white dog poop I saw in the park came from black dogs.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the white dog poop I saw in the park came from black dogs. Confession kid
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