Confession kid

Until I went down on a girl I had absolutely no idea how a vagina worked.

Until I went down on a girl I had absolutely no idea how a vagina worked.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought 'milf' was an insult

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought 'milf' was an insult  Confession kid

When i was a kid, my dad told me I could pee my pants a little bit to stay warm in the winter I peed my pants 4 times in a row before I realized he was just fucking with me

When i was a kid, my dad told me I could pee my pants a little bit to stay warm in the winter I peed my pants 4 times in a row before I realized he was just fucking with me  Confession kid

I used to think the "House of Blinds" store was the place where all the blind people lived.

I used to think the

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT THE TICS ON THE DOG WERE GRAPES, SO I ATE THEM.

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT THE TICS ON THE DOG WERE GRAPES, SO I ATE THEM.  Confession kid

I used to think that Wayne Brady... was the actor who played the black power ranger.

I used to think that Wayne Brady... was the actor who played the black power ranger.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought you had to pee in a girl to get her pregnant.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought you had to pee in a girl to get her pregnant.   Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought a killer whale's eyes were the white spots

When I was a kid... I thought a killer whale's eyes were the white spots  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... whenever I heard people refer to "Alzheimer's disease", I thought they were saying "old timers disease" because only old people got it.

WHEN I WAS A KID... whenever I heard people refer to

When I was litte I wanted to go to jail because I heard inmates got egg McMuffins for breakfast Confessed by PB 6/5/2013

When I was litte I wanted to go to jail because I heard inmates got egg McMuffins for breakfast Confessed by PB
6/5/2013  Confession kid
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