Confession kid

My best friend and I used to draw faces on our penises And put on penis puppet shows for our other friends.

My best friend and I used to draw faces on our penises And put on penis puppet shows for our other friends.  Confession kid

found a shiny pokemon instantly ran away thinking it was a glitch in the game

found a shiny pokemon instantly ran away thinking it was a glitch in the game  Confession kid

WHEN I FINALLY LET THE ANNOYING NEIGHBORHOOD KID STAY THE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE.... I LINKED OUR GAMEBOYS AND STOLE HIS LEVEL 100 CHARIZARD.

WHEN I FINALLY LET THE ANNOYING NEIGHBORHOOD KID STAY THE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE.... I LINKED OUR GAMEBOYS AND STOLE HIS LEVEL 100 CHARIZARD.  Confession kid

I once ate so much green licorice my poo came out green. I asked my parents to take me to the green poo doctor. 13 years later and they still find it hilarious.

I once ate so much green licorice my poo came out green. I asked my parents to take me to the green poo doctor.  13 years later and they still find it hilarious.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was scared to poop on the toilet because a snake might come up and bite me

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was scared to poop on the toilet because a snake might come up and bite me  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought if I waited long enough at the end screen of Ocarina of TIme I could Keep Playing

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought if I waited long enough at the end screen of Ocarina of TIme I could Keep Playing  Confession kid

my sister left her Menstrual Cup on the bathroom counter i picked it up and smelled it

my sister left her Menstrual Cup on the bathroom counter  i picked it up and smelled it  Confession kid

When I was a kid I used to think "Who Let The Dogs Out" was about dogs

When I was a kid I used to think

I went to a 4th of July fireworks display And heroically sung God save our gracious Queen

I went to a 4th of July fireworks display   And heroically sung God save our gracious Queen   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought a soft drink was just any drink in a soft container.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought a soft drink was just any drink in a soft container.  Confession kid
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