Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought that pee was coming out of my ballsack

When I was a kid... I thought that pee was coming out of my ballsack   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID my sister scared me with a dinosaur mask... ..so i grabbed a kitchen knife half my size to save the family (good thing i couldn't climb the stairs)

WHEN I WAS A KID my sister scared me with a dinosaur mask... ..so i grabbed a kitchen knife half my size to save the family (good thing i couldn't climb the stairs)  Confession kid

kids in school told me my dog could make lipstick pop out tried to show my mom and her friends during dinner

kids in school told me my dog could make lipstick pop out tried to show my mom and her friends during dinner  Confession kid

when i first hear of sex i didn't know of the vagina and thougt that you were suposed to do it in the ass.

when i first hear of sex i didn't know of the vagina and thougt that you were suposed to do it in the ass.  Confession kid

Was suspended from school for being racially intolerant when I held a black kid's hand under the water and started washing his hands. I didn't know black people existed. I thought he was dirty.

Was suspended from school for being racially intolerant when I held a black kid's hand under the water and started washing his hands. I didn't know black people existed. I thought he was dirty.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, i thought ego meant ass Causing me to say things like "she has such a nice ego"

WHEN I WAS A KID, i thought ego meant ass Causing me to say things like

When I was little, I thought pregnant meant that you were fat. I told everyone that my mom was pregnant.

When I was little, I thought pregnant meant that you were fat. I told everyone that my mom was pregnant.  Confession kid

When I was 8, my dad convinced me that seashell pasta was made from real seashells. I believed it. For over 10 years.

When I was 8, my dad convinced me that seashell pasta was made from real seashells. I believed it. For over 10 years.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought disney was spelled disnep and the p was just silent.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought disney was spelled disnep and the p was just silent.  Confession kid

PLAYED WITH MOM'S HOOKS SHE MADE ME LIVER AND ONIONS FOR A WEEK

PLAYED WITH MOM'S HOOKS SHE MADE ME LIVER AND ONIONS FOR A WEEK  Confession kid
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