Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I kept telling my father to "blow me" without realizing what it meant. My mother actually blew air on me when she heard me say it.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I kept telling my father to

WHEN I WAS A KID... my parents called me "princess" so i went around telling everyone i was a princess

WHEN I WAS A KID... my parents called me

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took flowers from a grave to give to my mum on Mother's Day

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took flowers from a grave to give to my mum on Mother's Day  Confession kid

I thought Forrest Gump was a true story about a great American hero

I thought Forrest Gump was a true story about a great American hero  Confession kid

I fingered a girl when I was 4 years old because I couldn't understand why she didn't have a penis and I was trying to find it for her.

I fingered a girl when I was 4 years old because I couldn't understand why she didn't have a penis and I was trying to find it for her.   Confession kid

I used to think Girls had two butts.

I used to think Girls had two butts.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought life was fair.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought life was fair.  Confession kid

I definitely used to walk around in tighty-whiteys with a raging boner

I definitely used to walk around in tighty-whiteys with a raging boner  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I FOUND A USED TAMPON IN THE GARBAGE CONTAINER. THOUGHT IS WAS AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE. HELD IT IN MY HANDS AND TRIED TO LET IT EXPLODE IN OUR BBQ.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I FOUND A USED TAMPON IN THE GARBAGE CONTAINER. THOUGHT IS WAS AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE. HELD IT IN MY HANDS AND TRIED TO LET IT EXPLODE IN OUR BBQ.  Confession kid

When I was a kid in the 80s playing on my dad's Apple iie a humorous warning popped up that the computer was going to self-destruct in 30 seconds... ... my heart raced and I quickly turned the power off hoping to prevent an explosion.

When I was a kid in the 80s playing on my dad's Apple iie a humorous warning popped up that the computer was going to self-destruct in 30 seconds... ... my heart raced and I quickly turned the power off hoping to prevent an explosion.  Confession kid
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