Confession kid

I thought the seats of chairs were butt-shaped because people farted and melted them.

I thought the seats of chairs were butt-shaped because people farted 
and melted them.  Confession kid

When I was a kid I ate some bugs and ants Because Timon and Pumba enjoyed them so much.

When I was a kid I ate some bugs and ants Because Timon and Pumba enjoyed them so much.  Confession kid

I once tasted a tiny bit of skoal that i found in a parking lot when i read on the side of the tin that it "MAY CAUSE MOUTH CANCER," I freaked the fuck out and called 911

I once tasted a tiny bit of skoal that i found in a parking lot when i read on the side of the tin that it

WHEN I WAS A KID I french kissed my mom

WHEN I WAS A KID I french kissed my mom  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought that the toilet was a monster, so i would shit in the backyard

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought that the toilet was a monster, so i would shit in the backyard  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the cicadas were the sound the sun made when it was a sunny day

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that the cicadas were the sound the sun made when it was a sunny day  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought root beer was actually beer

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought root beer was actually beer  Confession kid

Teacher: finishes explaining something really important student raises hand: asks the exact question that was just explained

Teacher: finishes explaining something really important student raises hand: asks the exact question that was just explained  Confession kid

i thought commercials for games got their gameplay footage in real time so i spent countless hours trying to "be on TV"

i thought commercials for games got their gameplay footage in real time so i spent countless hours trying to

WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom yelled at me for wasting toilet paper, so I started using only 1 square when pooping and bragged about it to all my friends.

WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom yelled at me for wasting toilet paper, so I started using only 1 square when pooping and bragged about it to all my friends.  Confession kid
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