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Mom told me to vacuum. i was lazy so i rolled the the vacuum around to make the lines on the carpet so it looked like i did what she said. never turned it on.

Mom told me to vacuum. i was lazy so i rolled the the vacuum around to make the lines on the carpet so it looked like i did what she said. never turned it on. Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID I described the Asian kid in my kindergarten class as "the boy with the smushed in face"

WHEN I WAS A KID I described the Asian kid in my kindergarten class as
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I planted M&M's in my backyard as a kid i thought that i could grow an unlimited supply of candy

I planted M&M's in my backyard as a kid i thought that i could grow an unlimited supply of candy Confession kid
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When I was a kid I found my Mom's vibrator I played with it for a week pretending it was a lightsaber...

When I was a kid I found my Mom's vibrator I played with it for a week pretending it was a lightsaber... Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I made sure i never swallowed the seeds of fruits because i thought they would start to grow inside my stomach and eventually kill me

WHEN I WAS A KID... I made sure i never swallowed the seeds of fruits because i thought they would start to grow inside my stomach and eventually kill me Confession kid
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My dad ordered a pu pu plater at a Chinese restaurant and i cried about it because i didnt want to eat "poo poo"

My dad ordered a pu pu plater at a Chinese restaurant and i cried about it because i didnt want to eat
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that when it was raining it was raining everywhere.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that when it was raining it was raining everywhere. Confession kid
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when i was a kid i day dreamed about having sex with cartoon characters

when i was a kid i day dreamed about having sex with cartoon characters Confession kid
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When I was a kid, I drew swastikas all over everything My folders, my handouts, my desk. I saw them in my dad's WW2 books and thought they were cool. My 1st grade teacher did not.

When I was a kid, I drew swastikas all over everything My folders, my handouts, my desk. I saw them in my dad's WW2 books and thought they were cool. My 1st grade teacher did not. Confession kid
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When I was a kid... I thought that when characters grew up in movies, the directors had to wait for the actors to actually grow up to film them as grown-ups.

When I was a kid... I thought that when characters grew up in movies, the directors had to wait for the actors to actually grow up to film them as grown-ups. Confession kid
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