Confession kid

That moment when... Mr. Bond doesn't wear a tie

That moment when... Mr. Bond doesn't wear a tie  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS FOUR I CALLED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES "MANGINA"

WHEN I WAS FOUR  I CALLED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES

WHEN I WAS A KID... I WAS COMPLETELY BATSHIT RETARDED TO THE POINT THAT I SHOULD ACTUALLY BE EUTHANIZED TODAY, IN ADULTHOOD, BEFORE I HURT SOMEONE WITH MY INNATE STUPIDITY

WHEN I WAS A KID... I WAS COMPLETELY BATSHIT RETARDED TO THE POINT THAT I SHOULD ACTUALLY BE EUTHANIZED TODAY, IN ADULTHOOD, BEFORE I HURT SOMEONE WITH MY INNATE STUPIDITY  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, My mom told me if a boy touches me I would get pregnant Until sex ed in school, I was terrified of boys

WHEN I WAS A KID, My mom told me if a boy touches me I would get pregnant Until sex ed in school, I was terrified of boys  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought that strip malls were like regular malls except everyone was naked

When I was a kid... I thought that strip malls were like regular malls except everyone was naked  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought that lesbians were the majority because every woman had girlfriends

WHEN I WAS A KID... i thought that lesbians were the majority because every woman had girlfriends  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would ask my dad if i could be zelda for halloween

WHEN I WAS A KID... I would ask my dad if i could be zelda for halloween  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all black people were Michael Jordan

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought all black people were Michael Jordan  Confession kid

I used to think alzheimer's was pronounced "old timers" since old people always had it

I used to think alzheimer's was pronounced

When I was a kid I thought darfur was a planet from star wars

When I was a kid I thought darfur was a planet from star wars  Confession kid
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