Confession kid

when i was a kid i thought fap meant "fuck a pineapple"

when i was a kid i thought fap meant

My dad drank and put away a cup of milk left for Santa "MOM! CALL THE POLICE! SANTA STOLE OUR CUP!"

My dad drank and put away a cup of milk left for Santa

I thought new shoes made me run faster So I would run up and down the aisles in the shoe store

I thought new shoes made me run faster So I would run up and down the aisles in the shoe store  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought being homophobic meant someone who hated staying at home so one day i told my teacher i was homophobic

WHEN I WAS A KID I thought being homophobic meant someone who hated staying at home so one day i told my teacher i was homophobic   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that if you read english backwards you would be able to understand it in your own language

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that if you read english backwards you would be able to understand it in your own language  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I wasn't sure, but I thought ass meant penis

WHEN I WAS A KID... I wasn't sure, but I thought ass meant penis  Confession kid

I was just walking down the Street When I saw a guy with a long DIck

I was just walking down the Street When I saw a guy with a long DIck  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I heard my parents were busy, and I asked if I could join them

WHEN I WAS A KID... I heard my parents were busy, and I asked if I could join them  Confession kid

Mom said dinner's ready in a few sec's asked "What is sex?"

Mom said dinner's ready in a few sec's asked

WHEN I WAS A KID... mY MOM TOLD ME TO HELP HER PUT THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE ....i WAS 4

WHEN I WAS A KID... mY MOM TOLD ME TO HELP HER PUT THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE ....i WAS 4  Confession kid
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