Confession kid

When I was a kid I swallowed a grain and I thought a tree would grow out of my head

When I was a kid I swallowed a grain and I thought a tree would grow out of my head   Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought girls both pood and peed out of their butthole because I knew they had no dick but did not know they had another hole other than their butthole...

When I was a kid... I thought girls both pood and peed out of their butthole because I knew they had no dick but did not know they had another hole other than their butthole...  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that I could break the TV and climb into a cartoon

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought that I could break the TV and climb into a cartoon  Confession kid

"I made you a pie!" "Oh boy, what flavour!?" "pie flavour!" facepalm...

When I was a kid, a friend told me that the devil lived underground So after my great grandmother's burial, i told my parents she was with the devil

When I was a kid, a friend told me that the devil lived underground So after my great grandmother's burial, i told my parents she was with the devil  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought if you poked obese people they would pop so I would always freak out when my mom got near anything sharp

When I was a kid... I thought if you poked obese people they would pop so I would always freak out when my mom got near anything sharp  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT THAT WOMEN HAD PENISES, TOO.

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT THAT WOMEN HAD PENISES, TOO.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought moles existed because God had run out of your skin and had to fill in with another

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought moles existed because God had run out of your skin and had to fill in with another  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... thought the girls were born with a penis, and later earned a vagina

WHEN I WAS A KID... thought the girls were born with a penis, and later earned a vagina  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought babies came out from the mother's belly button

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought babies came out from the mother's belly button  Confession kid
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