Confession Bear

Whenever my roommate drives to a party I secretly hope he gets a DUI So his parents will stop paying his rent and make him move home

Whenever my roommate drives to a party I secretly hope he gets a DUI So his parents will stop paying his rent and make him move home  Confession Bear

When I was little, I used to roll up toilet paper in to a ball and put it up my ass before pooping it out when I felt like I needed to poop but couldn't. I still do it. And I loved it.

When I was little, I used to roll up toilet paper in to a ball and put it up my ass before pooping it out when I felt like I needed to poop but couldn't.  I still do it. And I loved it.   Confession Bear

I was always the outcast at school Now that I have a few really good friends I'm transferring schools. I'm so scared.

I was always the outcast at school Now that I have a few really good friends I'm transferring schools. I'm so scared.   Confession Bear

I have fucked up every meme I've ever made I have no idea how memes work

I have fucked up every meme I've ever made I have no idea how memes work  Confession Bear

I didn't want to invite my girlfriend to go on a 5K with me Because i know she will slow me down

I didn't want to invite my girlfriend to go on a 5K with me   Because i know she will slow me down  Confession Bear

I don't like my co-workers so I've stopped flushing

I don't like my co-workers so I've stopped flushing  Confession Bear

My Fiancee thinks that I eat less food now because I want to lose weight I just don't like the food she cooks now

My Fiancee thinks that I eat less food now because I want to lose weight I just don't like the food she cooks now  Confession Bear

I hate my germ freak boss so much I licked a magnet I gave him from my vacation. I gave him the flu.

I hate my germ freak boss so much I licked a magnet I gave him from my vacation. I gave him the flu.  Confession Bear

sometimes when I'm driving alone I mutter obscene, vulgar insults at no one in particular

sometimes when I'm driving alone I mutter obscene, vulgar insults at no one in particular  Confession Bear

Saw the post about Saudi police kicking out handsome men from the country Happy it can never happen to me.

Saw the post about Saudi police kicking out handsome men from the country Happy it can never happen to me.  Confession Bear
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