Confession Bear

If you identify as a twink I automatically think you're a horrible anorexic douchebag

If you identify as a twink I automatically think you're a horrible anorexic douchebag  Confession Bear

I have already opened all of my Christmas gifts

I have already opened all of my Christmas gifts  Confession Bear

I got through the day By watching obese people waddle down the broken escalator at work

I got through the day By watching obese people waddle down the broken escalator at work   Confession Bear

My dad's passed away. and I'm secretly in love with his wife, my step-mom.

My dad's passed away. and I'm secretly in love with his wife, my step-mom.  Confession Bear

Whenever I see my friends praise god or quote the bible on Facebook. I instantly think they're stupid and hide them from my newsfeed.

Whenever I see my friends praise god or quote the bible on Facebook. I instantly think they're stupid and hide them from my newsfeed.  Confession Bear

If you have extremely expensive designer luggage I automatically think you're an idiot

If you have extremely expensive designer luggage I automatically think you're an idiot  Confession Bear

I often have the same mundane accidents poorly acted out by infomercial actors

I often have the same mundane accidents poorly acted out by infomercial actors  Confession Bear

I wish North Korea would fire the first shot Just to see them try and back up their "threats"

I wish North Korea would fire the first shot Just to see them try and back up their

I ruined my own life So i could have something to confess and get karma

I ruined my own life So i could have something to confess and get karma  Confession Bear

As much as I want him to rot in hell I find the younger Boston bomber rather attractive

As much as I want him to rot in hell I find the younger Boston bomber rather attractive   Confession Bear
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