Confession Bear

I am a NY Jew who was raised on Jewy Food I only pretend to like Lox

I am a NY Jew who was raised on Jewy Food I only pretend to like Lox  Confession Bear

I prefer Queen and Doctor Who To Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, American Idol, and Jersey Shore

I prefer Queen and Doctor Who To Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, American Idol, and Jersey Shore  Confession Bear

The Pink Starburst Are My Least Favorite

The Pink Starburst Are My Least Favorite  Confession Bear

I STILL USE VISTA AND I DON'T WANT AN UPGRADE

I STILL USE VISTA AND I DON'T WANT AN UPGRADE  Confession Bear

I paint my nails so I can masturbate and pretend it's the grip of a woman.

I paint my nails so I can masturbate and pretend it's the grip of a woman.  Confession Bear

My friends constantly post PETA stuff on Facebook It mostly just makes me hungry.

My friends constantly post PETA stuff on Facebook It mostly just makes me hungry.  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I PRETEND I DONT KNOW THAT MY GIRLFRIEND KNOW THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW IT MAKES MY GIRLFRIEND FEEL GOOD TO THINK THAT I DID NOT REALIZE IT.

SOMETIMES I PRETEND I DONT KNOW THAT MY GIRLFRIEND KNOW THINGS BECAUSE I KNOW IT MAKES MY GIRLFRIEND FEEL GOOD TO THINK THAT I DID NOT REALIZE IT.  Confession Bear

I think all knees are extremely unattractive

I think all knees  are extremely unattractive  Confession Bear

I took a shit on my friends iPad when I got blackout drunk He doesn't know who did it and is very angry

I took a shit on my friends iPad when I got blackout drunk He doesn't know who did it and is very angry  Confession Bear

I went to the box where they donate books to steal and re-sell those books to bookstores

I went to the box where they donate books to steal and re-sell those books to bookstores  Confession Bear
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