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I DISLIKE THE TERM 'CAKEDAY'

I DISLIKE THE TERM 'CAKEDAY' Confession Bear
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I smoke weed before work on days I ride my bicycle because I know people are expecting me to show up disheveled and watery-eyed

I smoke weed before work on days I ride my bicycle because I know people are expecting me to show up disheveled and watery-eyed Confession Bear
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When I was 12 I masturbated while shoving the paper towel holder up my ass My whole family still uses it to this day.

When I was 12 I masturbated while shoving the paper towel holder up my ass My whole family still uses it to this day. Confession Bear
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I DON'T GIVE A DAMN THAT YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR DICK WET

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN THAT YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR DICK WET Confession Bear
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I tried to watch the Wendy Wright interview. But I couldn't watch it because I hated the way it was filmed.

I tried to watch the Wendy Wright interview. But I couldn't watch it because I hated the way it was filmed. Confession Bear
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During college I'd secretly take naked pics and short vids of my girlfriends in the locker room, drunken parties etc. Then trade them with someone I met on the silk road on TOR in exchange for painkillers and eventually heroin.

During college I'd secretly take naked pics and short vids of my girlfriends in the locker room, drunken parties etc. Then trade them with someone I met on the silk road on TOR in exchange for painkillers and eventually heroin. Confession Bear
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“Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.” ― Rumi

“Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.” ― Rumi Confession Bear
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I passionately hate Reddit But it's the only way I know to waste time

I passionately hate Reddit But it's the only way I know to waste time Confession Bear
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I pooped my pants at school Then sat near a retarded kid so people would think it was his stink

I pooped my pants at school Then sat near a retarded kid so people would think it was his stink Confession Bear
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I TELL EVERYONE I DONT WANT KIDS BECAUSE I DISLIKE DEPENDANCY I ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD BE A SHITTY FATHER

I TELL EVERYONE I DONT WANT KIDS BECAUSE I DISLIKE DEPENDANCY I ACTUALLY THINK I WOULD BE A SHITTY FATHER Confession Bear
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