Confession Bear

I flash my headlights at oncoming traffic even when there are no cops around

I flash my headlights at oncoming traffic even when there are no cops around  Confession Bear

i told my family i'm having problems with my marriage just so they can't visit anymore

i told my family i'm having problems with my marriage just so they can't visit anymore  Confession Bear

When my posts on AskReddit exceeds 200 comments I stop reading them

When my posts on AskReddit exceeds 200 comments I stop reading them  Confession Bear

My friends unknowingly see my junk on Reddit I find that hilarious

My friends unknowingly see my junk on Reddit I find that hilarious  Confession Bear

None of us really care about your preachy atheist posts

None of us really care about your preachy atheist posts  Confession Bear

If "Married to a Mime" was a real show I would watch every episode.

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I use my sister's electric toothbrush to masturbate

I use my sister's electric toothbrush to masturbate   Confession Bear

I WANT TO BAKE PILLSBURY ROLLS BUT THE DOUGH BURSTING OUT THE CAN SCARES ME TOO MUCH

I WANT TO BAKE PILLSBURY ROLLS BUT THE DOUGH BURSTING OUT THE CAN SCARES ME TOO MUCH  Confession Bear

WHEN I SEE WOMEN ON MISSING POSTERS I ASK MYSELF WHETHER THEY'D BE WORTH KIDNAPPING

WHEN I SEE WOMEN ON MISSING POSTERS I ASK MYSELF WHETHER THEY'D BE WORTH KIDNAPPING  Confession Bear

WHENEVER I WATCH MOVIES AND TV SHOWS SET IN MY HOME TOWN I IGNORE THE PLOT AND PAY ATTENTION ONLY TO SEE IF I RECOGNIZE ANY OF THE AREAS THEY FILM AT

WHENEVER I WATCH MOVIES AND TV SHOWS SET IN MY HOME TOWN I IGNORE THE PLOT AND PAY ATTENTION ONLY TO SEE IF I RECOGNIZE ANY OF THE AREAS THEY FILM AT  Confession Bear
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