Confession Bear

I once stole... ... a walnut from the supermarket when I was 4

I once stole... ... a walnut from the supermarket when I was 4  Confession Bear

A real bitch came into my work today and left her keys I found them and flushed them down the toliet

A real bitch came into my work today and left her keys I found them and flushed them down the toliet  Confession Bear

I tell my wife that we need to be places 30 minutes before we actually do Now we are always on time for everything

I tell my wife that we need to be places 30 minutes before we actually do Now we are always on time for everything  Confession Bear

My dad spent all his time creating hacks and owning hacked servers on Counterstrike I got his account banned on purpose saying it was an accident just so he would hang out with me

My dad spent all his time creating hacks and owning hacked servers on Counterstrike I got his account banned on purpose saying it was an accident just so he would hang out with me  Confession Bear

My gf has very unsightly warts on her hands that gross me out a little but I love the sensation they give during handjobs

My gf has very unsightly warts on her hands that gross me out a little but I love the sensation they give during handjobs  Confession Bear

I've stopped wearing earplugs when I sleep Because I've started hearing things when I wear them

I've stopped wearing earplugs when I sleep Because I've started hearing things when I wear them  Confession Bear

If you use "gem" in the title I'll downvote even if I think the post is funny

If you use

I don't think Oscar Pistorius should be allowed to compete

I don't think Oscar Pistorius should be allowed to compete  Confession Bear

I am terrified of american politics

I am terrified of american politics  Confession Bear

I won't be sad When my dad dies

I won't be sad When my dad dies  Confession Bear
Like us for More!