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I wanted my girlfriend to quickly lose some weight. So I lied and told her we were invited to a pool party in a couple of weeks.

I wanted my girlfriend to quickly lose some weight. So I lied and told her we were invited to a pool party in a couple of weeks. Confession Bear
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i farted but i blamed it on the 4 year old sitting next to me

i farted but i blamed it on the 4 year old sitting next to me Confession Bear
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I'm glad the Boston bomber was taken alive Hopefully he'll be raped continuously in jail for the next five years before they execute him

I'm glad the Boston bomber was taken alive Hopefully he'll be raped continuously in jail for the next five years before they execute him Confession Bear
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SOMETIMES I HOLD IN MY GUT WHEN I AM AROUND WOMEN TO APPEAR SLIMMER THAN I ACTUALLY AM

SOMETIMES I HOLD IN MY GUT WHEN I AM AROUND WOMEN TO APPEAR SLIMMER THAN I ACTUALLY AM Confession Bear
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I fucked my second cousin At a family reunion

I fucked my second cousin At a family reunion Confession Bear
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I stole my neighbor's dog And when they offered a reward, I claimed I found it

I stole my neighbor's dog And when they offered a reward, I claimed I found it Confession Bear
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I anonymously bought my ex's sister a 12" Vibrator for her Bridal Shower as a joke. I saw it on their mom's nightstand a week later.

I anonymously bought my ex's sister a 12
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I faked seizures for a week and wound up in the hospital. Still faked it & Spent 3 weeks at Columbia NYC Hosp. I just needed a break.

I faked seizures for a week and wound up in the hospital. Still faked it & Spent 3 weeks at Columbia NYC Hosp. I just needed a break. Confession Bear
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Fucked my friends mom Told him with this meme

Fucked my friends mom Told him with this meme Confession Bear
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I have never watched Pulp fiction

I have never watched Pulp fiction Confession Bear
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