Confession Bear

I wipe my ass And then I smell the dirty paper

I wipe my ass And then I smell the dirty paper  Confession Bear

If you start your post with "Um" or "So" I assume you were born after 1995

If you start your post with

I got a book about weather from the Scholastic Book Fair Just to get the tornado in a bottle that came with it.

I got a book about weather from the Scholastic Book Fair Just to get the tornado in a bottle that came with it.  Confession Bear

One morning, my mother and I got in to a fight. At the end, I made her a cup of tea and said I was sorry. I had put in a few drops of my own piss and spit before giving it to her.

One morning, my mother and I got in to a fight.  At the end, I made her a cup of tea and said I was sorry. I had put in a few drops of my own piss and spit before giving it to her.   Confession Bear

I don't know how to use this meme properly

I don't know  how to use this meme properly   Confession Bear

I only eat bacon about once a year to make sure i still don't like bacon

I only eat bacon about once a year to make sure i still don't like bacon  Confession Bear

Sometimes I feel guilty for not having the time to upvote everything in r/aww

Sometimes I feel guilty for not having the time to upvote everything in r/aww  Confession Bear

upvotes to the left

upvotes to the left  Confession Bear

I walked in on my roommate's failed suicide attempt. I quietly snuck out so somebody else would have to deal with it.

I walked in on my roommate's failed suicide attempt. I quietly snuck out so somebody else would have to deal with it.  Confession Bear

My child never got treats from the ice cream truck because i told her that the ice cream truck was really the music truck so that kids would dance every day in the summer

My child never got treats from the ice cream truck because i told her that the ice cream truck was really the music truck so that kids would dance every day in the summer  Confession Bear
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