Confession Bear

When people pass me on icy roads i hope they spin out and damage their vehicle

When people pass me on icy roads i hope they spin out and damage their vehicle  Confession Bear

If I see a picture of a morbidly obese person on the internet I will instantly assume they are american

If I see a picture of a morbidly obese person on the internet I will instantly assume they are american  Confession Bear

Those "faith in humanity restored" memes have the opposite of their intended effect on me. We only think those things are such profound acts of kindness because they're uncommon. They should either be common place or completely unnecessary. A doctor offer

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Every time I stall on an essay I write NIGGA all over the place

Every time I stall on an essay I write NIGGA all over the place  Confession Bear

Ever since I studied abroad I realized how bad our nation's obesity problem is and how disgusting most of our women actually are.

Ever since I studied abroad I realized how bad our nation's obesity problem is and how disgusting most of our women actually are.   Confession Bear

Jeg tager "nej tak"-koppen, Selvom jeg ikke kommer sammen med nogen.

Jeg tager

When I was about 7 I would line nails up on the street Then I would wait to hear a loud pop, I regret it thinking back what I really did

When I was about 7 I would line nails up on the street  Then I would wait to hear a loud pop, I regret it thinking back what I really did  Confession Bear

I secretly hope Physicslee qualifies So I can enjoy the shit storm that would follow

I secretly hope Physicslee qualifies  So I can enjoy the shit storm that would follow  Confession Bear

I hacked my neighbor's internet and I block their devices from connecting when I need more bandwidth.

I hacked my neighbor's internet and I block their devices from connecting when I need more bandwidth.  Confession Bear

I met my girlfriend over the internet and its the best relationship I ever had. I'm too embarrassed to tell my parents that we met on Chatroulette

I met my girlfriend over the internet and its the best relationship I ever had. I'm too embarrassed to tell my parents that we met on Chatroulette   Confession Bear
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