Confession Bear

I have never ever ever been friends with a girl I didn't want to fuck

I have never ever ever been friends with a girl I didn't want to fuck  Confession Bear

My mentor from church sends me cards with money in them for holidays I haven't told her I'm an atheist

My mentor from church sends me cards with money in them for holidays I haven't told her I'm an atheist  Confession Bear

My classmates think I'm really intelligent and outspoken I'm just really good at substituting speech fillers and bullshitting

My classmates think I'm really intelligent and outspoken I'm just really good at substituting speech fillers and bullshitting  Confession Bear

I can think of a relevant joke in passing conversation that people find funny but I cannot have any meaningful conversation past that, so I don't have too many friends.

I can think of a relevant joke in passing conversation that people find funny but I cannot have any meaningful conversation past that, so I don't have too many friends.  Confession Bear

I like big butts and I cannot lie

I like big butts and I cannot lie  Confession Bear

When Reddit is down I use 9gag

When Reddit is down I use 9gag  Confession Bear

I told Facebook about my tennis injury so Facebook would know i played tennis

I told Facebook about my tennis injury so Facebook would know i played tennis  Confession Bear

I didn't know it was a repost

I didn't know it was a repost  Confession Bear

I ONLY LIKE STAR WARS STUFF THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE LEGOS

I ONLY LIKE STAR WARS STUFF THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE LEGOS  Confession Bear

I think 9gag is better than reddit because they don't take funny pictures too seriously

I think 9gag is better than reddit because they don't take funny pictures too seriously  Confession Bear
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