Confession Bear

Sometimes I feel bad for picking on feminists Its just way too easy

Sometimes I feel bad for picking on feminists Its just way too easy  Confession Bear

I spend more time preparing my fish's dinner Than my children's dinner.

I spend more time preparing my fish's dinner Than my children's dinner.  Confession Bear

I tell my girlfriend that size doesn't matter But I secretly wish her boobs were bigger

I tell my girlfriend that size doesn't matter But I secretly wish her boobs were bigger  Confession Bear

I measure how much i value another human by how much their death would effect me.

I measure how much i value another human by how much their death would effect me.  Confession Bear

I got high before i took a shower and then locked myself out of the bathroom butt naked, wet, and stoned as shit.

I got high before i took a shower and then locked myself out of the bathroom butt naked, wet, and stoned as shit.  Confession Bear

A guy cut me off in traffic and caused an accident I pulled him out of his car and kicked the shit out of him for endangering my family

A guy cut me off in traffic and caused an accident I pulled him out of his car and kicked the shit out of him for endangering my family  Confession Bear

I started browsing reddit because that way when I typed in "red" into the searchbar, redtube didn't show up.

I started browsing reddit because that way when I typed in

When out to eat with my girlfriend I choose the chair that lets me see hot girls walking in and out with out getting caught looking

When out to eat with my girlfriend I choose the chair that lets me see hot girls walking in and out with out getting caught looking   Confession Bear

I believe in God but I hate him for making a book easily interpretable to suit hate-crimes Specifically Violence against Women

I believe in God but I hate him for making a book easily interpretable to suit hate-crimes Specifically Violence against Women  Confession Bear

I have a girlfriend But I wish she was overly attached

I have a girlfriend But I wish she was overly attached  Confession Bear
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