Confession Bear

I got high before i took a shower and then locked myself out of the bathroom butt naked, wet, and stoned as shit.

I got high before i took a shower and then locked myself out of the bathroom butt naked, wet, and stoned as shit.  Confession Bear

A guy cut me off in traffic and caused an accident I pulled him out of his car and kicked the shit out of him for endangering my family

A guy cut me off in traffic and caused an accident I pulled him out of his car and kicked the shit out of him for endangering my family  Confession Bear

I started browsing reddit because that way when I typed in "red" into the searchbar, redtube didn't show up.

I started browsing reddit because that way when I typed in

I think every mumford & sons song just sounds like a part of one really long song

I think every mumford & sons song just sounds like a part of one really long song  Confession Bear

Sometimes I feel bad for picking on feminists Its just way too easy

Sometimes I feel bad for picking on feminists Its just way too easy  Confession Bear

I spend more time preparing my fish's dinner Than my children's dinner.

I spend more time preparing my fish's dinner Than my children's dinner.  Confession Bear

I think Nicolas Cage is a good actor

I think Nicolas Cage is a good actor  Confession Bear

I used to put legos out on my bedroom floor in the hopes that my brother would step on them

I used to put legos out on my bedroom floor in the hopes that my brother would step on them  Confession Bear

IF YOU ARE ON YOUR PHONE OR RUDE WHILE ORDERING YOUR COFFEE YOU GET DECAF

IF YOU ARE ON YOUR PHONE OR RUDE WHILE ORDERING YOUR COFFEE YOU GET DECAF  Confession Bear

The only thing I want in my life right now Is to hear my dad say "I'm proud of you".

The only thing I want in my life right now Is to hear my dad say
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