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Whenever a female friend on Facebook has a baby I unfollow them so they don't show up on my news feed anymore

Whenever a female friend on Facebook has a baby I unfollow them so they don't show up on my news feed anymore Confession Bear
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my alcoholic mother told me I would amount to nothing more than a hooker selling it for dope So I took her bottles of wine and whiskey and dumped them down the sink. Hope you enjoy the shakes tomorrow, mother!

my alcoholic mother told me I would amount to nothing more than a hooker selling it for dope So I took her bottles of wine and whiskey and dumped them down the sink. Hope you enjoy the shakes tomorrow, mother! Confession Bear
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I actually like confession bears Because they convey actual human emotion

I actually like confession bears Because they convey actual human emotion Confession Bear
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Sometimes I make controversial comments on reddit Just so people will talk to me

Sometimes I make controversial comments on reddit Just so people will talk to me Confession Bear
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I think to be an asshole is the main qualification to work at the police because they always treat you like the badest motherfucker on the planet

I think to be an asshole is the main qualification to work at the police because they always treat you like the badest motherfucker on the planet Confession Bear
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he was dying to sleep with me again so i lied and told him i was on my period he has an ugly penis but is great at snuggling

he was dying to sleep with me again so i lied and told him i was on my period he has an ugly penis but is great at snuggling Confession Bear
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MY BOYFRIEND MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST I'VE BEEN IN SO LONG BUT I STILL CAN'T STOP HAVING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

MY BOYFRIEND MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST I'VE BEEN IN SO LONG BUT I STILL CAN'T STOP HAVING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS Confession Bear
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I like to masturbate While wearing my wife's bra and panties

I like to masturbate While wearing my wife's bra and panties Confession Bear
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When my roommate is out I jerk off in his bed with his underwear

When my roommate is out I jerk off in his bed with his underwear Confession Bear
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I've never watched a single minute of shark week And I really don't care to start

I've never watched a single minute of shark week And I really don't care to start Confession Bear
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