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I absolutely hate being overweight and would do anything to be thin except diet and exercise

I absolutely hate being overweight and would do anything to be thin except diet and exercise Confession Bear
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If you have a speech impediment I automatically think you're mentally handicapped

If you have a speech impediment I automatically think you're mentally handicapped Confession Bear
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I carry crutches in the subway so disabled and old people can't guilt me out of my seat

I carry crutches in the subway so disabled and old people can't guilt me out of my seat Confession Bear
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YOU CAN HAVE THE BEST personality ever BUT IF YOU are fat, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU CAN HAVE THE BEST personality ever BUT IF YOU are fat, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. Confession Bear
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I killed 28 people for the US army I now have extreme PTSD...I havn't slept in 5 years because when I close my eyes all I see is the mangled and bloody corpses...I have contemplated suicide every single day since.

I killed 28 people for the US army I now have extreme PTSD...I havn't slept in 5 years because when I close my eyes all I see is the mangled and bloody corpses...I have contemplated suicide every single day since. Confession Bear
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When you complain that ikea stuff is hard to construct I assume you're a moron

When you complain that ikea stuff is hard to construct I assume you're a moron Confession Bear
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Everyone is congratulating me for winning a scholarship. I'm not telling anyone I got it because I was the only one to apply.

Everyone is congratulating me for winning a scholarship. I'm not telling anyone I got it because I was the only one to apply. Confession Bear
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. Confession Bear
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My girlfriend thinks I am romantic Because I send her "cute" sayings from reddit all day.

My girlfriend thinks I am romantic Because I send her
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I don't want to have any girl children I'm afraid they will turn into a secret whore and have sex with guys for drugs and booze like I did

I don't want to have any girl children I'm afraid they will turn into a secret whore and have sex with guys for drugs and booze like I did Confession Bear
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