Confession Bear

I act differently depending on who i'm with and now I don't know who I really am

I act differently depending on who i'm with and now I don't know who I really am  Confession Bear

i had a sexual dream about my ex-gf/roommate a couple nights ago she was in pink lingerie, and the bottom half of her body was cyborg, and she had a strap-on on. i havent slept in 48+ hours.

i had a sexual dream about my ex-gf/roommate a couple nights ago she was in pink lingerie, and the bottom half of her body was cyborg, and she had a strap-on on. i havent slept in 48+ hours.  Confession Bear

I'm good at my job I pretend that I suck so my boss's son won't ask me to help with his shitty, unpaid personal projects

I'm good at my job I pretend that I suck so my boss's son won't ask me to help with his shitty, unpaid personal projects  Confession Bear

When I make a meme I like it myself, to make it look like it's a good one

When I make a meme I like it myself, to make it look like it's a good one  Confession Bear

I found a wallet with 800 euro inside it didnt turn it in and spent all the money

I found a wallet with 800 euro inside it didnt turn it in and spent all the money  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm in the bathroom I turn the faucet on and let it run So my wife hears it and thinks I washed my hands

Sometimes when I'm in the bathroom I turn the faucet on and let it run So my wife hears it and thinks I washed my hands  Confession Bear

My parents make me go to church every sunday, I'm an usher, I hold two positions of church leadership Nobody at my church has any idea I'm an atheist

My parents make me go to church every sunday, I'm an usher, I hold two positions of church leadership Nobody at my church has any idea I'm an atheist  Confession Bear

sometimes i talk to cleverbot just because im lonely and have no one else

sometimes i talk to cleverbot just because im lonely and have no one else  Confession Bear

When my firend don't reply to my message on facebook I want to say "Sorry for Wasting my friendship on you"

When my firend don't reply to my message on facebook I want to say

I Karma whore my wife's cooking to r/food

I Karma whore my wife's cooking to r/food  Confession Bear
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