Confession Bear

I'm a bear

 I'm a bear  Confession Bear

Snotty assholes with nice jewelry and kids asking if my store accepts food stamps Makes me feel like an idiot for being liberal

Snotty assholes with nice jewelry and kids asking if my store accepts food stamps Makes me feel like an idiot for being liberal  Confession Bear

My cat wouldn't let me pet her once So I didn't feed her again until she became affectionate

My cat wouldn't let me pet her once So I didn't feed her again until she became affectionate  Confession Bear

When I shook your hand yesterday I just got done masterbating

When I shook your hand yesterday I just got done masterbating  Confession Bear

My co-worker hates Maroon 5 When she leaves her office, I always LIKE Maroon 5 when it plays on Pandora

My co-worker hates Maroon 5 When she leaves her office, I always LIKE Maroon 5 when it plays on Pandora  Confession Bear

I post in r/atheism because it's easy to get upvotes

I post in r/atheism because it's easy to get upvotes  Confession Bear

My ex kept asking me to come over to "talk" I went for the sex... multiple times

My ex kept asking me to come over to

I know this guy named Jacob Gebo He has a small dick

I know this guy named Jacob Gebo He has a small dick  Confession Bear

My skyrim cd broke but I am secretly glad because I was wasting my life, I still want it back anyway though

My skyrim cd broke  but I am secretly glad because I was wasting my life, I still want it back anyway though  Confession Bear

I always fill out White Male on job applications Because I think it increases my chances of getting hired

I always fill out White Male on job applications Because I think it increases my chances of getting hired  Confession Bear
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