Confession Bear

Went to the restrooms in the mall All stalls locked

Went to the restrooms in the mall All stalls locked  Confession Bear

I have no idea what power setting my microwave is on or how to change it, but frankly I couldn't care less and just add a minute to everything I cook in there.

I have no idea what power setting my microwave is on or how to change it, but frankly I couldn't care less and just add a minute to everything I cook in there.  Confession Bear

I actually kind of like it when someone tells me i cant do something It gives me the chance to prove them wrong

I actually kind of like it when someone tells me i cant do something It gives me the chance to prove them wrong  Confession Bear

The only reason i'm still with my girlfriend is because she would kill herself if i left her

The only reason i'm still with my girlfriend is because she would kill herself if i left her  Confession Bear

Rides the bus in New Orleans Gets let off 8 stops past his

Rides the bus in New Orleans Gets let off 8 stops past his  Confession Bear

I'M A GUY AND I PREFER TO PISS SITTING DOWN

I'M A GUY AND I PREFER TO PISS SITTING DOWN   Confession Bear

Sometimes when Im annoyed with my gf I buffer several youtube vids so skype drops the call

Sometimes when Im annoyed with my gf I buffer several youtube vids so skype drops the call  Confession Bear

i always answer questions with as little information as possible so that people never know when im lying

i always answer questions with as little information as possible so that people never know when im lying  Confession Bear

I'm secretly jealous of people who have my name Because i'm a closet hipster

I'm secretly jealous of people who have my name  Because i'm a closet hipster  Confession Bear

When girls stop to pet and oodle over my dog I sometimes wish I was my dog

When girls stop to pet and oodle over my dog I sometimes wish I was my dog  Confession Bear
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