Confession Bear

I tossed my wife's salad While she was asleep

I tossed my wife's salad While she was asleep  Confession Bear

It really freaks me out When animals on nails are missing pupils

It really freaks me out When animals on nails are missing pupils  Confession Bear

My friend was making better memes than me I changed his password

My friend was making better memes than me I changed his password  Confession Bear

I was late for work so I put some ash on my forehead

I was late for work so I put some ash on my forehead  Confession Bear

specialist started to bore me if i change to recon igor is gonna judge me :

specialist started to bore me  if i change to recon igor is gonna judge me :  Confession Bear

I MADE A THROWAWAY OKC ACCOUNT SO THAT I COULD SEND MYSELF MESSAGES

I MADE A THROWAWAY OKC ACCOUNT SO THAT I COULD SEND MYSELF MESSAGES  Confession Bear

COME HERE BEFORE I SLOTH YOU

COME HERE BEFORE I SLOTH YOU  Confession Bear

Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend Just so that he'll fall asleep

Sometimes I have sex with my boyfriend Just so that he'll fall asleep  Confession Bear

As a college student I'll go to any religious congregation and pretend to care deeply, for the food.

As a college student I'll go to any religious congregation and pretend to care deeply, for the food.  Confession Bear

CAN I PLZ HAVE SOME TIME ALONE I NEED TO POOP BACK HERE

CAN I PLZ HAVE SOME TIME ALONE I NEED TO POOP BACK HERE  Confession Bear
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