Confession Bear

Been hanging with a friend a lot more since he joined my band. He's a genuinely cool dude. But he's actually pretty terrible at both guitar and vocals and I want to kick him out.

Been hanging with a friend a lot more since he joined my band. He's a genuinely cool dude. But he's actually pretty terrible at both guitar and vocals and I want to kick him out.  Confession Bear

I'm in a happy relationship ...but daily torment myself about numerous occasions I've missed getting laid through the lack of seeing signs they were giving when being single

I'm in a happy relationship ...but daily torment myself about numerous occasions I've missed getting laid through the lack of seeing signs they were giving when being single  Confession Bear

When I browse Advice Animals for too long I think of my entire life in memes

When I  browse Advice Animals for too long I think of my entire life in memes  Confession Bear

I'm one of those assholes That always uses the handicap stall

I'm one of those assholes That always uses the handicap stall  Confession Bear

Sometimes I fart on my hand Then sniff it.

Sometimes I fart on my hand Then sniff it.  Confession Bear

A new movie came on netflix and my sister told me to wait to see it with her I didn't tell her that i saw it four months earlier when it first came out

A new movie came on netflix and my sister told me to wait to see it with her I didn't tell her that i saw it four months earlier when it first came out  Confession Bear

That is starting to dislike r/atheism because it's only about Christianity.

That is starting to dislike r/atheism because it's only about Christianity.  Confession Bear

computer was in grandma's room when i was in my early teens masturbated in the same room when she fell asleep

computer was in grandma's room when i was in my early teens masturbated in the same room when she fell asleep  Confession Bear

When my roommate is gone I purposefully wait to feed his cat because it's the only time it gives me affection.

When my roommate is gone I purposefully wait to feed his cat  because it's the only time it gives me affection.  Confession Bear

When someone decides to cut me off I wish that they get into a crash that totals their car

When someone decides to cut me off I wish that they get into a crash that totals their car  Confession Bear
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