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$290K in debt I don't want to be a doctor anymore

$290K in debt I don't want to be a doctor anymore  Confession Bear

I love my black girlfriend but I can't stand her family because they're all horrible stereotypes

I love my black girlfriend but I can't stand her family because they're all horrible stereotypes  Confession Bear

Made a suicide pact with a friend when we were 16 I showed up with police and an ambulance. He won't talk to me anymore, but I saved his life.

Made a suicide pact with a friend when we were 16 I showed up with police and an ambulance. He won't talk to me anymore, but I saved his life.  Confession Bear

I spent the whole day thinking it was "orang-ered" not "orange-red"

I spent the whole day thinking it was

SOMETIMES I TEXT MY BOYFRIEND 'GOODNIGHT' LONG BEFORE GOING TO BED SO I CAN HAVE SOME HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED PEACE

SOMETIMES I TEXT MY BOYFRIEND 'GOODNIGHT' LONG BEFORE GOING TO BED SO I CAN HAVE SOME HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED PEACE  Confession Bear

I still use The password I made in 6th grade

I still use  The password I made in 6th grade  Confession Bear

the restaurant i work for was on an episode of kitchen nightmares i touched gordon ramsay's ass four times and acted like they were accidental

the restaurant i work for was on an episode of kitchen nightmares i touched gordon ramsay's ass four times and acted like they were accidental  Confession Bear

I dont care what your buying when im ringing you up I'll forget you even exist as soon as you leave my register

I dont care what your buying  when im ringing you up I'll forget you even exist as soon as you leave my register  Confession Bear

I just played "Fuck her Gently" On the jukebox Because these people thought it was appropriate to bring their 8-12 year old kids to a smokey hole in the wall dive bar on a Friday night

I just played

My roommate and his girlfriend walked in on me masturbating in the living room. I also had a pair of her undies that she left in the dryer. They were around my junk at the time they walked in.

My roommate and his girlfriend walked in on me masturbating in the living room. I also had a pair of her undies that she left in the dryer. They were around my junk at the time they walked in.   Confession Bear
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