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When someone catches the bus and gets off two stops later I automatically think they're lazy and proceed to resent them

When someone catches the bus and gets off two stops later I automatically think they're lazy and proceed to resent them Confession Bear
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I'm white and I listen to more hardcore rap music Than all my black friends

I'm white and I listen to more hardcore rap music Than all my black friends Confession Bear
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When drunk girls I had no interest in wanted my number I would take their phone, text "Haiti" to 90999, delete the sent text, and hand their phone back.

When drunk girls I had no interest in wanted my number I would take their phone, text
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I took advantage of a car accident by pretending to suffer from amnesia In order to call off an engagement

I took advantage of a car accident by pretending to suffer from amnesia In order to call off an engagement Confession Bear
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Sometimes I go through my comment history and laugh at my own jokes

Sometimes I go through my comment history and laugh at my own jokes Confession Bear
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It was my first time watching Star Trek I might like it more than Star Wars and now that I know who Spock is

It was my first time watching Star Trek I might like it more than Star Wars and now that I know who Spock is Confession Bear
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If I see that you have an out of state license plate I automatically assume you don't know how to drive around here, or where the hell you're going.

If I see that you have an out of state license plate I automatically assume you don't know how to drive around here, or where the hell you're going. Confession Bear
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I BOUGHT A LEAF BLOWER IN THE BEGING OF FALL, AFTER ALL THE LEAVES FELL I RETURNED IT.

I BOUGHT A LEAF BLOWER IN THE BEGING OF FALL, AFTER ALL THE LEAVES FELL I RETURNED IT. Confession Bear
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I use antidepressants that kill my sex drive so sometimes I stop taking them for a few days so I can have an orgasm

I use antidepressants that kill my sex drive so sometimes I stop taking them for a few days so I can have an orgasm Confession Bear
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My girlfriend calls me "honey bunny" And i like it

My girlfriend calls me
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