Confession Bear

I never flush the toilet on an airplane because i hate the noise it makes

I never flush the toilet on an airplane because i hate the noise it makes  Confession Bear

One of my least favorite episodes Is Remedial Chaos Theory

One of my least favorite episodes Is Remedial Chaos Theory  Confession Bear

When i see my new post is starting to rise in the subreddit i go to the subreddit and downvote all of the other links ahead of it

When i see my new post is starting to rise in the subreddit i go to the subreddit and downvote all of the other links ahead of it  Confession Bear

If i see the word 'cake' and/or 'day' in the title of any reddit post i immediately decide not to click or upvote

If i see the word 'cake' and/or 'day' in the title of any reddit post i immediately decide not to click or upvote  Confession Bear

When someone finds my hemorrhoid cream.. I say it's my significant other's to save face

When someone finds my hemorrhoid  cream.. I say it's my significant other's to save face  Confession Bear

I hate couples that kiss in public places

I hate couples that kiss in public places  Confession Bear

I sometimes stop wiping Before the paper is pure white

I sometimes stop wiping Before the paper is pure white  Confession Bear

When someone wheres a turtleneck I immediately assume you are a pedophile

When someone wheres a turtleneck  I immediately assume you are a pedophile  Confession Bear

If you're white and own anything Rasta themed I automatically assume you're a douche.

If you're white and own anything Rasta themed I automatically assume you're a douche.  Confession Bear

I'm actually really good with names I just pretend to forget them to seem cool

I'm actually really good with names I just pretend to forget them to seem cool  Confession Bear
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